Whats the most embarrassing thing your dogs have done?

[k9capture_16]

So the title says it all. I have to think about my answer lol

[MollyWoppy]

Oh yeah, blush, blush.
My Mother in Law is a clone of Marie on Everyone Loves Raymond, almost down to the plastic on the couch sort of thing.
Anyway, we were up in IL at her place 'visiting' in the formal living room with all the relatives, all nice and proper like. And, here comes Mollie, dragging her arse across the living room carpet.
I had to shampoo the carpet the next day, no kidding.

Good idea for a thread by the way!

[Ania's Mommy]

When we were still very new dog owners, we had a bunch of friends over to our house for my husband's birthday. One of my, shall we say, more outspoken friends kept saying that she smelled something gross. Of course, I was mortified because one of the most insulting things you can tell me is that my house is gross in any way. But no one else noticed it, so we didn't think much of it. Then we all did...

We were all gathered in the kitchen when Ania came wondering in. All of a sudden, my friends were overcome with gasps and gags and pointing at Ania going, "eeewwww!!!" I felt SO bad for my baby, but, damn! She really did smell!

One of my friends mentioned that it was probably her anal gland. Then I remembered a Dirty Jobs episode in which Mike Rowe worked for a groomer and had to "express" anal glands. I was sure that that was the culprit.

So, I learned the hard way that a dog in a somewhat new or stressful environment can let her whole anal gland contents go all at once and embarrass the crap out of her parents.

[k9capture_16]

Well the most embarrasing thing Ruby has done is hump her toys in front of guests

Lincoln likes to try to mount guests legs and he is notorious for grooming his "parts" in front of people

Gunner takes it tho, every time he would sit, his weener would fall out..all 6-7 inches of his lipstick would be lying on the ground. He did this once in front of a speech I was doing at a gathering...So with him the rule was no sitting unless its people who arent offended by that LOL. It took me a while to notice every ones eyes bulging and staring, I looked and told him to lay down LOL

The cat...went into the garbage one day and started playing with a used girly hygiene product. Its says they are safe to flush but my toilet dont like them...she did this during movie night..

[RachelsaurusRexU]

These are all hilarious!

Most embarassing thing one of my dogs has done is when Romeo lifted his leg and peed on my niece in her frilly little white party dress at her 4th birthday party. DOH!

[wags]

Ha! Before we had kids and we had our first dog, Ginger she was 1/2 husky 1/2 German Shepard, we had a get together at our then home. My brother and sister in law were over with twoout of their yet to be 3 children. I had other people over also. But the first thing that all too cute of a pup does is eat the cake off the table that I had for dessert! I made a chocolate cake for everyone and the little sweetheart (yes this is sarcasm) had jumped onto the table and was gulping yep gulping a (you can't have chocolate Ginger) whole cake ~yep down to hardly nothing by the time anyone caught her! UGHHHHHHHHHHH! GRRRRRRRR! My nephew who was in diapers (this is a bit grotesque) had a hmmmm how shall I put it filled, loaded whatever diaper ok poopy diaper and it was coming out of the diaper so yuck not only did the dog eat the chocolate cake but proceeded to eat my nephews falling out of his diaper poop! I was just embarrassed and just humiliated by this puppy from horroville!( I know she's a dog and they do these things, but I was youngat the time and it was not what I intended the party to be remembered as ugh) Ginger just could not stop being mischevious that day! Well I guess the cake was there for the taking if you can call it that(I was young she was untrained ha) it was on the table but she felt it was hers I guess and well the diaper incident ugh! I just wanted that day to end oh so badly! And yep it did~ I survived and funny Ginger had no ill effects what so ever from the incident! Ahhh for the love of dogs! Gee this is one of those kodak moments embedded in my brain I will never ever forget! LOL

[RachelsaurusRexU]

Oh, I thought of another. When Guinness was maybe 8 months old we were visiting my grandparents' house, where my aunt and two younger cousins also live. My cousins were maybe 7 and 10 at the time, and the three of us were playing with Guinness in the sunroom. Paolo was on the ground with her and she suddenly mounted him! Giancarlo yells through the sliding glass door to my entire family "MOMMM, Rachel's dog is raping Paolo!" and everybody looks HORRIFIED.

[Ania's Mommy]

Crap! I just made an a$$ out of myself.

A little back story:

I have a framed copy of the picture in my avatar on my desk at work. I absolutely adore this pic of Ania when she was a puppy. I took it on our first trip to the lake and she tried to swim for the first time.

Anyway, one of my co-workers came to my desk a couple weeks ago and said, "Oh, is that your dog?" To which I replied with all of the motherly pride I could muster, "yes, that's our baby." Then he said, "What kind of dog is she? I mean, she's obviously a mutt, but what all is in there?" WHAT!?!?! Oh no he di'int!!

So today, I went to this cafe to pick up lunch, and this guy had his dog in there. You know me, I will pretty much accost any dog I see. So I went over and asked if I could pet him (the dog, not the guy).

We were booth oohing and awwing over how cute he was when I asked if he was a Golden doodle. He looked at me like I was crazy and proceeded to tell me that he was a WESTMINSTER CHAMPION lined soft coated Wheaton Terrier puppy. D'oh!! They look nothing alike!! What was I thinking??

So I guess I passed on my crappy karma. Next thing you know, he'll come across a St. Bernard or something and ask if it's a goat.

[spookychick13]

Crap! I just made an a$$ out of myself.

A little back story:

I have a framed copy of the picture in my avatar on my desk at work. I absolutely adore this pic of Ania when she was a puppy. I took it on our first trip to the lake and she tried to swim for the first time.

Anyway, one of my co-workers came to my desk a couple weeks ago and said, "Oh, is that your dog?" To which I replied with all of the motherly pride I could muster, "yes, that's our baby." Then he said, "What kind of dog is she? I mean, she's obviously a mutt, but what all is in there?" WHAT!?!?! Oh no he di'int!!

So today, I went to this cafe to pick up lunch, and this guy had his dog in there. You know me, I will pretty much accost any dog I see. So I went over and asked if I could pet him (the dog, not the guy).

We were booth oohing and awwing over how cute he was when I asked if he was a Golden doodle. He looked at me like I was crazy and proceeded to tell me that he was a WESTMINSTER CHAMPION lined soft coated Wheaton Terrier puppy. D'oh!! They look nothing alike!! What was I thinking??

So I guess I passed on my crappy karma. Next thing you know, he'll come across a St. Bernard or something and ask if it's a goat.

Don't feel bad!!!!!
Everyone thinks almost every dog out there is a doodle of some sort.
Trust me. ;)

[chowder]

So I guess I passed on my crappy karma. Next thing you know, he'll come across a St. Bernard or something and ask if it's a goat.

Well, we've had people ask if our Samoyed was a "white Chow', if our Chow / Husky mix was a wolf, and when we had our Champion bred Chow there wasn't anyone around that could figure out even what kind of a dog he was - they just stared at him and finally asked if it was a black bear!! So, I wouldn't be surprised if someone thought a St. Bernard was a goat......I don't have a lot of faith in humans.