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    Me: I have an interview tomorrow for an administrative assistant position at a funeral home.
    Her: Good luck. You might have a good personality for a funeral home, you won't have to try and be cheerful.


    Hahaha :D Can't lie though, she has a point and I thought the same thing ;)

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    Hey, my friend tells me funeral homes are a hotbed of employment right now!

    Good luck. I'm not sure if that would be a depressing job, or give you a feeling of helping folks through really bad times. Maybe both. I sure hope you get it!!!

    My family is good friends with the funeral home folks in my small town. When I was about 20, two dorkuses decided they wanted to break in and steal embalming fluid to get high. They couldn't find any, so they cut off some poor woman's finger thinking they could burn it and whiff the fumes.

    My town grew some smart boys :)
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    Well everybody has to be good at something right?! That's funny!
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    LOLZZZZ......my co-workers just asked me today if I had ever considered "working with the dead"!!!LOL
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    Put it this way, funeral homes are a business that have a never ending clientele.
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